“Helping the princess” by Port Sherry
tastefullyoffensive: “Helping the princess” by Port Sherry
gayisthenewokay: ellenlovesportia: listen to the queen oh god the..the evil lesbian is hypnotising me and telling me that who i am is okay..that evil, evil lesbian
listen to the queen
oh god the..the evil lesbian is hypnotising me and telling me that who i am is okay..that evil, evil lesbian
Tev more or less measures how good sex is by how much blood he draws
Up to a point, yes.
Also good is whether or not he can make his opponent pass out.
pinxiedust: “I’m counting on you.”Rell Nightwind.
I want to see what NSFW headcanons you have for my character. Go on anon if you’d like. Be as graphic or as vague as you want. If I like it, I’ll accept it.
Time to play spot the irony
In the 1990s, Miller explained, two Ohio kids allegedly got sick after they took the MMR shot, which protects against measles, mumps, and rubella. Rumors about vaccine safety spread through the Amish community like a virus. “That put a scare in us and we quit,” Miller says. This made it incredibly easy for measles — the most contagious virus known to man — to move through this cluster of unvaccinated individuals.
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The [measles] outbreak that Fletcher spent months working to contain ultimately infected 382 Amish Ohioans by the time it was declared over in August of last year. Nobody died, but nine wound up in the hospital with more serious symptoms.
This is a beautiful case of why you should fucken vaccinate your kids
Also I should mention the upshot of this story:
“We all took the vaccine after that. I had one shot, and I still took the other one and we had all our kids vaccinated, too. After people saw how sick people got, they changed their minds.”
imagine your icon ascending from this foolish mortal coil and overthrowing God.
hornedfreak: Messing around with Valiant , thinking about his design and stuff. I did decide to make him a lot heavier visibly, think Belgian draft horse (with a mix of Shire and other breeds here and there). But he’s also a very, very big stallion, as you can see, standing
Messing around with Valiant , thinking about his design and stuff. I did decide to make him a lot heavier visibly, think Belgian draft horse (with a mix of Shire and other breeds here and there). But he’s also a very, very big stallion, as you can see, standing next to Roteye who’s around 6’5.
The horse is his master’s weapon as much as the blade the knight wields – despite being somewhat goofy and seemingly calm, much like his owner, Valiant is absolutely terrifying in battle – using every pound of his weight to deliver powerful kicks and trample his foes.
Despite his stubborn personality and hilariously competitive behavior towards his master, when on the fields of battle, Valiant will obey any command and do absolutely anything that is asked of him.
New relationship status: Plutonic
Plutonic: a relationship based on a love affair and/or dwelling in the underworld, darkness, spirits, ghosts, and various forms of undead.
May or may not be sexual. May or may not be with one other person. Acceptable for all genders and sexualities (and lack thereof).
“This is my plutonic partner, whom I often travel with to graveyards and seek out the unseen netherworld.”