But forreal, y’all, Carmen Sandiego.
- Badass WOC (yay Latinas kicking ass!)
- Was one of the good guys’ top agents until she found being a good guy detective too easy.
- Decided to start stealing shit not because someone broke her heart or because she couldn’t have babies or something but because it was a challenge.
- Considers theft and the chase to be a game (which it literally is, but that’s beside the point).
- Has never and will never return to the side of “good.”
- Time traveler.
- Put the Miss in misdemeanor when she stole the beans from Lima.
- AND she rocks an actual fedora, not a trilby.
So tell me: where in the world is my Carmen Sandiego movie?