A copy of Tevruden's blog because I don't Trust Like that anymore.
gotta mention the death grip on his runeblade, I mean he just seems so STIFF
I just stared at the screen for a few minutes but couldn’t come up with a reply that’d be good enough for this gdi
The hardest part of DK RP is coming up with pithy responses to everyone’s constant interest in the rotdick.
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“And to think, they wanted to wait another day before beginning the assault."
The priestess scoffs her words, arms crossed over her chest and attention fixed on the ‘camp’ of Iron Horde forces setting up on the coast, near Talador. One foot was atop a very dead Iron Horde scout’s skull. The poor bastard hadn’t stood a chance, he was effectively cleaved in half with the lower portion of his body a great distance from the top.
"Unsurprising. The limitations of the living often dictate a requirement for superfluous things like sleep.” The voice is slightly monotone, but still manages to be grave and rough. “Of course the advantage lies with the abilities provided by our current state.”
She nodded, as the almost absurdly large blood elf to her left, was correct. To a point, Selynth was resigned to being around those that would tower over her, save for the goblins. When Tevruden shifted stance, just slightly, it altered the way the he held the massive runeblade he wielded. Glancing over towards the direction he faced, a smile crept on her features.
“They’ve come to greet us! And here I thought these orcs were savages without manners.” Selynth said, a laugh amid the saccharine words.
They were loud, they were rowdy, and completely arrogant. It was only two ‘outsiders’, what could possible be easier? They would kill them without breaking a sweat, right?
The death knight started walking towards the orcs, every step leaving seared, dead grass in his wake. With a sighing ‘hiss’ the shadows enveloped the priestess’ form, and she moved a bit more swiftly to keep up with the elf and his longer-stepped stride.
“Oh that’s adorable, I think I see some of the Alliance coming in turn to try and snipe our quarry.”
“That sounds like poor planning on their part.” Said almost idly, before the elf raised a hand, commanding dark magics to yank an unsuspecting orc to himself. Before they knew what’d happened, they found themselves effectively cleaved asunder by the death knight’s blade.
“As they say, two birds, one stone.” She mused, laughing when she summoned forth her shadow fiend, the little creature crawling from the shadows and lunging straight for one of the Alliance soldiers.
Very poor planning indeed.
ii-l:
This is my bible. Bye.
Anyone else read this with the stereotypical Japanese “punk” accent?
I didn’t just read it in the accent. I felt the accent.
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絶対必要な単語。ｗ
Also good ones:
ざけんなよ。
zakenna yo.
You gotta be fucking kidding me.そんなばかな！
sonna baka na!
That’s ridiculous!出てけ。
deteke.
Leave.何ってたか、てめえ？特殊作戦群の卒業クラスでは一番だった俺は無数のアルカイダに反して極秘の使命に関わったし、公認キルは３００人以上なんだぞ。游撃戦兵で、自衛隊の最高の狙撃兵だ。てめえなんてありがたりの目標、それだけ。間違いない、この世に見たことない正確にぶっこわすぞ。ネットでそんな悪い口なんて許せると思うのか？考えなおせ。話しながら日本中のスパイネットワークを呼んで、IPをたどってるので、嵐のために準備を。生活と言う可哀想さの殲滅を持ってくる嵐だ。お前はもう死んでいる。
nan tte ta ka, temee? tokushu sakusengun no sotsugyou kurasu de wa ichiban datta ore wa mukou no arukaida ni hanshite gokuhi no shime ni kuwatta shi, kounin kiru wa sanbyakunin ijou na n da zo. yuugeki senbei de, jietai no saikou no sogekihei da. temee nante arigatari no mokuhyou, sore dake. machigai nai, kono yo ni mita koto nai seikaku ni bukkowasu zo. Netto de sonna waruiguchi nante yuruseru to omou no ka? kangae naose. hanasinagara nihonchuu no supai nettowaaku wo yonde, IP wo tadotteru no de, arashi no tame ni junbi wo. seikatsu to iu kawaisousa no senmetsu wo mottekuru arashi da. omae wa mou shindeiru.
What the fuck did you say about me you little bitch? I graduated top of my class in the JSDF Special Forces Group, and I’ve been involved in countless secret missions against Al-Quaeda, and I have 300 confirmed kills. I’m trained in gorilla warfare, and I’m the top sniper in the entire Self Defense Force. You are nothing but just another target. Make no mistake, I’ll wreck you with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth. You think I’ll let you get away with saying shit like that on the internet? Think again. As we’ve been speaking, I’ve contacted my network of spies across Japan, and your IP is being traced, so get ready for the storm. The storm which will annihilate the pathetic thing you call your life. You’re already dead.
ever-brooding-prince-deactivate:
Feiyn takes a seat next to Aeshan, the elf quietly petting the now-still cat that had once been his faithful pet. No, still— still was faithful, even in death. She can see the defeat in his face, his hand trembling— he’s controlling the shake of his entire body, but Feiyn can see the emotional duress. “She love Aeshan— she serve faithfully. Feiyn think she hung on ‘til ‘Shan came back, so she could be comfy.” Feiyn puts an arm around Aeshan, squeezing him.
“Don’t cry!” She panics as tears race down the elf’s face, his expression finally crumpling into one of anguish.
“I have seen so many die, and I—” he bursts into tears, and Feiyn ‘shhhh’s him, pulling him close to her chest.
“Shh, it ok… Aeshan, it ok. Feiyn here. Let it all out,” she mumbles, rubbing his back.
OOC: AESHAN AND FEIYN ARE NERDS
mom: festive at all cost
I have a Mac so Quicktime Player does screen caps and then GIFBrewery is what i use to turn the movies it makes into gifs.
Please remember to tag your nsfw stuff, I almost had a very awkward moment at 15,000ft.
Every time I look at the last finished picture I did of Oliver and Senkha together I gag because it’s terrible so I made a new one. It is a vast improvement.
Will I ever stop vaguely tweaking Oliver’s armor design? No.
