1. Do your laundry!!!
  2. When you put your clothes into the dryer, start it normally.
  3. Wait until the cycle is half done (or whenever your clothes are still damp and the dryer is hot!) and open it.
  4. Stick your face, arm, leg, or whatever body part you want into the dryer!

Congratulations!!! That’s how Florida feels 24/7/365!!!

Enjoy your homemade Florida.

This is so fucking accurate it hurts.


  1. Go into your bathroom.
  2. Close the door.
  3. Turn on your shower as hot as it will go. (Do not remove your clothes.)
  4. Wait 5 minutes.
  5. Enjoy your mini-Trip to Florida.