- Do your laundry!!!
- When you put your clothes into the dryer, start it normally.
- Wait until the cycle is half done (or whenever your clothes are still damp and the dryer is hot!) and open it.
- Stick your face, arm, leg, or whatever body part you want into the dryer!
Congratulations!!! That’s how Florida feels 24/7/365!!!
Enjoy your homemade Florida.
This is so fucking accurate it hurts.
- Go into your bathroom.
- Close the door.
- Turn on your shower as hot as it will go. (Do not remove your clothes.)
- Wait 5 minutes.
- Enjoy your mini-Trip to Florida.