oh my god, you can’t just ask someone why they’re tiny
except drovie, who will very pointedly tell you that she is not 5’1” but “actually 5’2-1/2”, thank-you-very-much!”
= = I am a mountain. A monument to the glory that is me. I can see forever becuse I have a great vantage point and am plenty tall dammit.
(The vantage point is sitting on other people’s shoulders)