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“Yeah. Neither can I. You mean to tell me some poor woman let you sleep with her?” Tevruden lofted a brow, dropping a sugary treat into his tea. Not that it mattered, it just seemed to tickle the death knight.

“Rude. I’ll have you know Elleynah was okay with it! And I’ve slept with women before…” Van groaned, watching him take a drink, “I’m going to be a father!”

“Again.”

“Pardon?”

“You already have a child. This is your second child.”

“Why aren’t you excited?!”

“Having your first is exciting. Having your second is just routine.”