so apparently here in australia there was a song in the 70s called “short people” by randy newman and it’s about how short people suck and have nobody who love them and it was like top of the charts for the entire country i am in a state of shock and disbelief

I’m not too surprised:

Short People are just the same
As you and I
(A Fool Such As I)
All men are brothers
Until the day they die
(It’s A Wonderful World)