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ok we don’t have bagged milk in this province i think that’s more of an eastern thing

we did have bagged milk when i was growing up and cutting the corner to open it was the highest honour to me

my bagged milk experience was kids ages 5-12 turning ordinary serving-size bags of milk in elementary school into sometimes-accidental, always-volatile lactation grenades by jamming straws into them at such a speed that they straight-up exploded

man even we didn’t have bagged school milk wtf is that

iirc we had subsidized school lunches in elementary school and it was horrible. i think the bagged milk was a part of that whole deal? i dunno. all i remember was a lot of milk explosions in kindergarten

Oh man I remember those. Why would you even give kids in elementary/middle school that power.