AND THEN THERE’S US, HARD-WORKING ELVES WHO WILL NEVER HAVE THIS MUCH GOLD, SHAME ON YOU
Joining the legions of the undead is one of the best financial decisions
Tev ever madethat was ever made for Tev.
You save on health care and food expenses, that’s for sure.
Just you spend it all on deodorant and suture needles. 😀
Luckily he doesn’t have to sew himself back together because of blood DK regeneration. But Tev takes so many baths.