“You know what I love?” Said my guildmate today. “I love night elf hands. Big hammy giant gorilla paw night elf hands. I find them incredibly attractive and appealing and wish somebody would draw them all over one of my characters. You know what else it should be? Unsolicited highly suggestive art. That’s what I love and don’t find uncomfortable at all. Big ham fisted night elf paws all over my characters in a piece of art I didn’t ask for. That would be my favorite thing ever.”

So of course I obliged. It would be rude not to.