quantico-go:

ashes-of-inspiration:

theangryviolinist:

counterculture-queen:

gingahhh:

things to not put in your butt

I WATCHED THIS VIDEO BEFORE I LOST MY VIRGINITY BECAUSE THE TITLE WAS FUNNY AND I AM SO GLAD I DID BECAUSE WHEN I WAS DOING THE DO I THOUGHT OF IT AND QUOTED IT SO THE GUY I WAS WITH HAD TO STOP AND SIT DOWN FOR 10 MINUTES. WE GOT PIZZA INSTEAD OF DOING ANYTHING ELSE. MEMORIES.

not sayin you should but somebody did

“Not saying you should but somebody did.”
Dear lord

I dont know why. but I feel like I should tag ezzyezzyezra

“These are different people. Not in the same butt, just to clarify.”