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monetizeyourcat:

when asked to explain spending thousands of dollars on a special dye applicator and opportunity costs to diving-certified crew in order to film himself “pranking” a series of sponges so they appeared to be farting, blue world host jonathan bird explained, “wooo! owned! fucking owned, ya sessile jabronis!”, cackling and clapping his hands at his own useless footage

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