IRT the last post, I love how there’s about 400 people willing to hunt down and smack metzen until he drops epics. 

Shit, I’d do it for a fucking gift card

I mean, it’d have to be worth like 50 bucks but still

But for real, next Blizzcon.

400 angry fans sitting at the back of the Q and A holding up “lfm H-Metzen” and every time he says something shitty and gross they all yell out READY CHECK to let him know his doom is upon him.

I just want to go and hold up a sign ‘LFM H-Metzen 25 ilvl 600+ link achieve (NO DRUIDS)’ outside every panel he’s in