“when ur otp does the frick frack!!!!”
you’re allowed to say ‘when they fuck’. it’s ok. you don’t need to talk about ‘doing the do’ or ‘the frickle frack’ or the ‘heck dang’. you aren’t a fucking infant call sex what it is
when your otp performs coitus in the missionary position
I could, but really, fuck isn’t quite as fun to say as ‘frickle frack’