- “Mom-thing decided it was a good idea to sing to me this morning. But it wasn’t. She has a terrible singing voice.”
- “My life is the worst.”
- “Winter is too cold. Summer is too hot. Weather is the worst.”
- “Why hasn’t this filth been cleaned up yet? You disgust me.”
- “More affection? Kill me now.”
- “It’s been at least an hour since I got fresh food and the food on my plate is so old it’s unpalatable.”
- “Mom kissed me.”
- “Mom came home from work early unannounced and then had the audacity to wake me with a kiss. Rude.”
- “This is my sister, Lily. She’s the worst.”
Her name is Chloe Luella and she thinks everything is the worst thing.
Photos/captions by ©Chloe Luella