secret starbucks menu item everyone should try once: punching yourself in the face when you even begin to speak to a barista requesting that shit

pretty much this

working at starbucks is stressful enough without this bullshit and if you waltz on in during the middle of a rush and ask for some obscure drink only the person who made it for you once knows what it’s called then you really need to reassess your life choices and follow op’s suggestion

See that’s so dumb.

The best way to Starbucks is to order the same thing every day for a year so the people at Starbucks know what you want and make it while you’re crossing the street to get to the store.