umbrarex:

varae-ver-you-are:

THIS IS WHY WE CAN’T HAVE NICE THIS DEY. YOU ACTUALLY HAVE TO HEAL PEOPLE. 

actually penny agrees with the “you dont”

every self respecting undead should have ways to mend themselves

leave the living out of it

and the light

it burns he says

no fire pls here look he’ll go eat some hapless thing and be all better.

eat the living its the best cure for what ails you

ps what server is this and what is this seminar thing can undead crash it be a helpful teaching tool

Tevruden and Varaelian have had this conversation multiple times. It’s okay for him to beat on people with his own limbs after they get cut off, since once he’s killed them he can just use the power he’s gained to re-attach them. 

I’m sure this does not make Van feel any better, and Tev still lets Van sew him up anyway. Then he goes somewhere where mortals are not likely to freak out and self-heals all of his wounds.