There is no snow in Virginia. It is a farce given to us by the news so we do not believe in our eternal summer.
(No don’t crush my dreams I finally get to wear scarves and hats please at least give me a glimmer of hope for snow )
just popping in to let everyone know it was -22*F the other day
rolls out the window shouting welcome to central canada motherfuckers
SWEET MOTHER OF GOD THAT IS FUCKING COLD.
*OLLIES INTO THE SUN*