M!A – speaking of monsters! You’re now a dragon for the next three days. Hmm… let’s say Blue flight. You can shapeshift into your mortal form, but you just can’t get the hang of hiding your wings, horns, and tail.

:

No! No! You stop that—

*Suddenly, massive blue dragon sitting awkwardly and extremely uncomfortably on the throne*

… If anything, I’m at least thankful I’m in a room which has a history of accommodating massive reptiles…

And it will be a lot easier to make iced drinks!