notapaladin:

votgs:

notapaladin:

the-doctor-to-my-tardis:

neckbeardeddragon:

cheezetits:

narcotic:

There’s a book sitting in front of you.

In it contains all the bad things people have said about you behind your back, would you open it? 

Hell fucking yeah

Read it so you can find out what people really have to say about you and how you can change your character to be a better person.

read it so you know what order to murder people in

Two kinds of people.

I regret nothing!

*gently removes Ven’s halo*

Can I make copies, I need to know who to blackmail if and when they run for office.