Month: October 2013

paradoxes-for-breakfast:

reasons why halloween is the best holiday:

  1. you are not obliged to visit your relatives
  2. you are not obliged to get gifts for anyone
  3. people will give you candy for absolutely no reason other than halloween
  4. its the only day when its socially acceptable to go out in public dressed like a penguin

i have been sitting here staring at that one draw of koltira and thass and i just– is that a butt touch? is it like the athletic butt touch after a good game except it’s after a good murder thing? /IS/ that a thing. I’m askin’ the real, ground-breaking questions.

owlpellet:

ARE YOU THE ONE DIGGING UP MY OLD THINGS. YOU ARE.

*sobs*

But yes that was totally supposed to be a butt-touch. GOOD MURDERS, THEY SCREAMED WELL, A MANLY SQUEEZE OF YOUR PLATED REAR.

It was a butt touch