[2:56:30 AM] Varian Wrynn: OH MY GOD
[2:56:32 AM] Zoe Groark: IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THI MOMENT HELP ME
[2:56:33 AM] Varian Wrynn: IM GOIGNT TO PEE
[2:56:36 AM] Varian Wrynn: I CANT BREATHE
[2:56:41 AM] Varian Wrynn: PALMS SWEATY
[2:56:43 AM] Varian Wrynn: KNEES WEAK
[2:56:49 AM] Varian Wrynn: FUCKING HOW TO TRAIN UR DDRGAON
[2:57:17 AM] Varian Wrynn: I CANT WAIT
[2:57:21 AM] Varian Wrynn: *COLLAPSES*
[2:57:40 AM] Zoe Groark: JUNE 2014 IS WHEN I COME BACK FROM THE DEAD
[2:58:21 AM] Varian Wrynn: *CATCHES ON FIRE UNTIL JUNE AND THEN IS REBORN LIKE A PHOENIX*
[2:58:31 AM] Varian Wrynn: HOLY SHIT
[2:58:33 AM] Varian Wrynn: HES SO
[2:58:37 AM] Varian Wrynn: DRGAONS
[2:58:41 AM] Varian Wrynn: *FANS SELF*
I am just going to read that as actually being Varian