Well, he’s been seen in the vicinity of a one Mr. Chen Stormstout lately, so there’s a high chance there’s decent alcohol to be had until such time as we storm the gates of Orgrimmar.

Are you insinuating that we must storm our way through Durotar completely squiffy? … The Kor’kron will never see that coming.

Well, ask yourself this question: Do you really want to experience Durotar sober?

I have built-in air-conditioning, and the heat is still ridiculous.