You know Crithto’s in-game tribute who runs around Stormwind right?

And how he especially spends most of his time in the keep?

Well I like to imagine that really he’s Anduin’s pet dog.

Like Anduin started getting all adventurous during Cata and Varian got him a puppy to try and calm him down.

It obviously didn’t work.

Anduin someone put a fez on your dog who the fuck did you put in charge of him while you were away.