You know Crithto’s in-game tribute who runs around Stormwind right?
And how he especially spends most of his time in the keep?
Well I like to imagine that really he’s Anduin’s pet dog.
Like Anduin started getting all adventurous during Cata and Varian got him a puppy to try and calm him down.
It obviously didn’t work.
Anduin someone put a fez on your dog who the fuck did you put in charge of him while you were away.