The last thing I need is a Hair Emergeny: kaemrys: pepsicatfever: I don’t know man depending on how…
I don’t know man depending on how well-preserved the dude was, I might bone (huehue) a dk. He’d have to be, like, all on top of the fleshcrafter like I am on exfoliating massage though. Please leave your maggots in a jar at the door, etc.
I wouldn’t go to Acherus for a date though. I would make him take me to church first or something, see if he’s brave enough for that shit. Or make him try to eat a double down for my amusement.
Eating one of those would be more unnatural than half the things I did with the Scourge.