All right, since I’ve gotten a little better at strategy since losing my mind:
Jaina, let go. Kitty’s more likely to have a good grip with that rope.
Kitty, I’ll be right over to help.
Kael, shut your face.
You shut your face.
On second thought, come here and let me shut it for you.
With my tongue.
…as soon as I know everyone is safe on solid land.
Or at least a ship or something.
Heh. I’d like to see you on a ship. I’ve heard you’re hilarious.
You know what people on this website do with ships, right?
Magic great big ones up out of nowhere?
And the moral of this story is “Evil wishes, like chickens, come home to roost.”
Wait no, got the cards mixed up, sorry.
“Don’t flop into the Twisting Nether, it never ends well.”
elfsnatch: sometimes i get sad when i realise i’m not an elf irl so then i draw myself as a belf and feel a bit better the end
sometimes i get sad when i realise i’m not an elf irl so then i draw myself as a belf and feel a bit better the end
formerly-wretched: prince-of-lordaeron: formerly-wretched: prince-of-lordaeron: archmage-proudmoore: shandrethlar: is this necessary Abso-fuckin-lutely. It might work better if you both pulled in the same direction, guys… Kinda like how helping people might work
It might work better if you both pulled in the same direction, guys…
Kinda like how helping people might work better if you didn’t kill them all?
YES
I KNOW
THERE WAS ONLY THAT ONE TIME WHEN I WASN’T POSSESSED
THE REST OF THEM WEREN’T ME
AND THE ONE WHERE I WAS I WAS PANICKING AND SLEEP DEPRIVED
AND I KNOW BETTER NOW
AND IT WON’T HAPPEN AGAIN
AND I’M SORRY
WHAT’S YOUR EXCUSE?
I WAS HIGH
AND BEING A DEMON’S FUCKDOLL
ALSO HIGH
AND VERY DRUNK
AT LEAST I DIDN’T BLAME MY GIRLFRIEND FOR HAVING HALF A BRAIN
Ladies, ladies! Stop fighting!
You’re both beautiful!
brattybelfs: Commission I had done of Mr. Dreavyn <3 him and dat sexy smolder. And of course the hair <3 thanks again Kim!
Commission I had done of Mr. Dreavyn <3 him and dat sexy smolder. And of course the hair <3
thanks again Kim!
shandrethlar: is this necessary YES
god fucking damnit im so sick of metzen self appointing himself to be every goddamn characters voice actor like ok dude we know youre ceo and all and you voiced the warchief and king of the alliance like goddamn ok we get it stop give us some variety christ
But just imagine him awkwardly having to voice a sex scene between two of the characters he voices tho.
NSFW version of the ulduar trailer
Anduin, a word please.
If you have a moment.
It’s important.
Why, yes, I do have a moment. What do you need, Father?
*Hides his nervousness by holding his cane tightly to keep from fidgeting.*
I have an important job for you. As you know, I’ve been including you more in meetings with nobles and the other Alliance leaders. I feel you are ready to handle a small situation on your own. Consider it a training of sorts.
We need to discuss the management of recourse between Ironforge and Stormwind in this time of war, and I want you to talk to the Dwarven leaders in my stead. I’ll be sending along personal guards and an adviser who can help you if you get truly stuck on what to do. But, I have faith in you.
At the moment, the tram is down, and there was some sort of chaos at the gryphon nests. It’s impossible to get to Ironforge by boat, as you know, so the only way there at the moment is an airship.
Remember, this is but a small taste of the responsibility you’ll soon be taking over. Stand strong, and remember that you represent all of Stormwind.
*Watches Varian intently, having relaxed heavily when he realized he wasn’t in any kind of trouble. However, realization began dawning on his face when Varian spoke of the Deeprun Tram… and the lack of possible boat rides.*
Not that I want to turn down a trip to Ironforge, Father, but are you pushing your duties off on me, because you’re afraid to go by airship?
By the Sunwell you’re a little shit. <3