Velen: Anduin, where have you been?

Anduin: It’s sandwich day. Every Thursday I take Neptulon the Water Elemental Lord a peanut butter sandwich…

Velen: Neptulon is an Elemental Lord?

Anduin: … And today we were out of peanut butter. So I asked Father what to give him, and he said “A tuna sandwich”. I can’t give Neptulon tuna! Do you know what tuna is ?


Anduin: It’s fish! If I give Neptulon tuna, I’d be an abomination! I’m late because I had to go to the store and get peanut butter ’cause all we have is stinkin’ tuna!

Velen: Anduin, Anduin, why is this so important?

Anduin: Neptulon controls the weather…