So. Um. Question.
All of the other dragons have pants.
Why doesn’t Alexstrasza wear pants? You’re standing in the middle of fucking dragonblight. It is cold as hell and your ass is in a metal thong and thigh highs?! At least Krasus is wearing a dress.
Well she’s always talking about her fire and how it does stuff. Maybe thats why?
Just to reiterate:
She’s wearing a PLATE BIKINI IN THE MIDDLE OF A NEVER-ENDING WINTER.
I mean, she could have shared the warmth then! The other fight representatives looked like they were freezing their nipples off, except Nozdormu. He just always looks like that.
Nozdormu, the iron nippled master of time and space.
His nipples could cut through reality itself.
“Time is a tangled web. Try not to dwell on my hardened nipples all the loose ends.”