tevruden:

What am I even supposed to do with this…?

Just to further elaborate on why kids and Tevruden are bad: Tev feels that “I’ll just use my unholy powers on your corpsebody and make sure your soul doesn’t leave it.” is a valid approach to dealing with injury without any issues whatsoever.

He rarely eats, doesn’t sleep, is constantly sarcastic; and is never above making an “I will run you through with my runeblade” joke.