A copy of Tevruden's blog because I don't Trust Like that anymore.
If you all think the Varian one is great, wait until you see what they had in FEBRUARY! A Love is In the Air spread with none other than Garrosh Hellscream.
Personally I collected about eight of these to show to my friends for a good laugh.
Do you suppose we’ll have a “Celebrate Peace” one some day with the both of them?
*Sips tea*
*grins smugly, as only as blood elf can*
Looks like someone needs more reference material.
Upon further investigation, I found these
I still kinda need someone to make sure I’m making sense.
‘Cause I’m not sure if I am.
From everything I’ve seen, that timeline sounds correct.
Hero, please!
<Anduin Wrynn sets the tray of cheese and fruit down on a table that stands between you.>
All I ask is that you don’t inform my father of my methods. In return, I will offer you some gold, a magic item of your choosing – perhaps one that fits your abilities the best – and some of these things the gnomes call “experience points.”
<The prince smiles warmly to you.>
Quest Objectives
Keep your mouth shut around the King
Rewards
You Will Recieve: The Young Prince’s Gratitude
Also maybe some stuff.
Hah! Easiest quest ever.
We’re not exactly on friendly speaking terms.
Here, I have four. You’ll find the full photo-spread on page thirty-seven.There’s a full photo-spread? Score!
I want to see it, too!
NO NO NO
This isn’t so bad, Hellscream was already using the proofs as drawing references to update his shipping wall.
This is what happens when I zone into Siege of Niuzao Temple
Now that I think about that Anduin quest line: Actually the little shit did listen to his father.
Of course the trouble was in the keep so while he followed the letter of the rules, he wasn’t really following the spirit.
And now you know my secret.
*Draws knife* You know what this means.
If you mean to kill me, I think you’ll find your father’s childhood friend has already taken care of that.
KILL you?
*Slicing up some fruit and cheese*
Oh, Light, no. I was just going to offer you some snacks and ask you nicely not to tell. Perhaps bribe you with some magic rings.
Splendid! As an adventurer, do you know how many times a day I hear that? It starts to get quite old after a while; and it usually ends up with me walking away covered in someone else’s blood. It makes my laundry bills just ridiculous.
Now that I think about that Anduin quest line: Actually the little shit did listen to his father.
Of course the trouble was in the keep so while he followed the letter of the rules, he wasn’t really following the spirit.
And now you know my secret.
*Draws knife* You know what this means.
If you mean to kill me, I think you’ll find your father’s childhood friend has already taken care of that.
Now that I think about that Anduin quest line: Actually the little shit did listen to his father.
Of course the trouble was in the keep so while he followed the letter of the rules, he wasn’t really following the spirit.
I feel as though I should remind you I named the third phase everything-can-and-should-be-porn.
Parents are not necessarily prohibited simply because they are parents.
And this is all totally hypothetical and also you freaking out isn’t helping your case.
Would you not be freaking out if someone was accusing YOU of drawing or writing pornography of YOUR father and his worst enemy?
and i mean come ON i have better things to be spending my time on LIKE ENSURING THE SAFETY AND PEACE OF THE WORLD
Not beyond telling them that the need to stop talking, and possibly questioning their mental stability, no.
Plus what better way to ensure that all the sabre rattling between the Alliance and the Horde doesn’t mean anything with a little private ‘sabre rattling’?
Anduin, no adventures! Stay close to Kallistra and return to the keep should you see any trouble.
King Varian Wrynn (via blacktalonagent)
I like how you don’t even get out of the keep and Anduin is already starting on “hey can I come on this quest with you?”