Really? You think that ripping a hole someone’s armor, the sound of their ribs cracking as you plunge your fist into their chest, and the wet tearing noise that’s barely audible over their screaming which ends shortly after their heart finally comes free from their chest…

…is cute?

You must be very difficult to buy gifts for.

I can’t decide if this is too overly elaborate enough.

(Edit: Holy shit I was actually able to use that not-sarcastically)

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