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baenhizzle:

“Aw hell no.”

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Sunwalkers, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on the Alliance, and I have over 300 honorable kills. I am trained in retribution and I’m the top paladin in the entire Horde armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another quest objective. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on Azeroth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me in quest text? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of hunters across Durotar and you’re being tracked right now so you better prepare for the divine storm, maggot. The divine storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with Judgement. Not only am I extensively trained in two-handed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Sunwalkers and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what holy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit retribution all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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