magister hathorel, you ignoramus, I’m fighting saurok/the kirin tor/everything that moves
NOW WAIT JUST A MOMENT.
A magister’s hair is highly important to his image, philistine!
You know, Hathorel is kind of ridiculous.
This is the Isle of Thunder. Can you IMAGINE the hair disasters? Not to mention the static everywhere? No wonder he’s worried.
Solves the problem
what the fuck do you have to sell to satan for such high quality conditioner, though?
not satan, just the Burning Legion
that’s why Kael’s hair is perfect.