my sister’s boyfriend made the mistake of giving me giant googly-eyes to use at my discretion
actually terrifying
it gets worse the closer you get
sorry not sorry
also i find it funny that after almost 500 notes on this nobody’s asked why you have a giant poster of teddy roosevelt on your bedroom door
Because he’s fucking awesome?
Dude got shot,
then gave a speech in which he mentioned he was shot,
then went to the hospital.