Month: February 2013

boltong:

when i die i want that cool thing done where they take your ashes and pressurise them enough to turn them into a precious gem. i then want that gem forged into a swords hilt so my heir can avenge me because im not dying unless im killed i can assure you

So this happened yesterday while I was in the store looking at V-day things…

Dad: So, hey, you have a special girl you like at school?
Son: …
Dad: Because you know we can get you something, and you can give it to her for Valentines day.
Son: Well I wanna give something to someone but…
Dad: Yeah?
Son: Well… it’s a guy. That’s weird, right?
Dad: …. No, no that’s not weird, why would it be weird?
Son: But it’s another guy!
Dad: It’s not weird, c’mon, let’s get you something.
Son: Ok!

abandonedmistake: Perfection

abandonedmistake:

Perfection