the cosmos awaots, motherfukcers: how weird are belveslike legit, most of them fought in the first…
how weird are belves
like legit, most of them fought in the first three wars
the first war they were honor bound to aid the humans and the alliance but were p apathetic
then the orcs and trolls burned the edges of their forests
then the human prince Arthas went crazy and plowed through them
then the alliance tried to go crazy and imprison them
Welcome to wow lore. Trolls? Keep teetering between being a world power and being wiped out. Fractured and reunited more times than KISS, they keep everyone bouncing between “We hate you” and “We fucking hate you”. Most trolls have been on the “third” side of two out of the three world wars, then with the horde on the third.
save yourselves the headaches.
Go forsaken.
If you really want brainless lore just go Draenei. ”I was in space. For the whole time. Yeah. Yeah the whole time. Like 10 thousand years. Yeah. No shit, space I’m not fuckin with you. I dunno, I watched a lot of TV.”
“what did i do the whole time? i played WoW for 10 thousand years.” the draenei looks directly at the player “yeah you heard me correctly”