loopholbrook:

Every year, millions of people play original roleplaying game, Dungeons and Dragons. Paladins are one of the key classes. It’s rare that you’ll ever find a group without a paladin. Most groups, however, don’t have a chef. I finally have an answer for all of the hungry adventurers. With the cooking prowess of Paula Dean and the combat expertise of a paladin, I present you with the newest and best class to date, the PALADEAN.

Never again will your group go hungry. Never again will your group be in danger. Facing a hungry ogre? PALADEAN has a pie for it.