robinaa said: what if they were like, a frost dk and froze their junk to keep it hard?

wouldnt that be literally like licking a metal pole

the partner goes in for an intimate loving experience and comes out crying with a lot less skin on their tongue / bits

great now i’m thinking that blood dk’s would have no problem with their junk because, you know, blood. 

Now I’m going to remember this every time I tank something.