wake me up when i can get elf ears surgically done
You already can.
http://www.aolnews.com/2011/04/11/cosmetic-surgeons-ready-to-provide-patients-with-elf-ears-vampi/
im not talking that pussy shit im talking
fully functional 12” elf ears
what do you mean fully functional
what function would you like them to provide beyond hearing
to have them not impede your hearing ability i guess
or to be able to feel them instead of it being just dead weight
fuck if i know
you realize that you’ve had your humyn ears for so long that they would feel like dead weight regardless
because it’s more skin/cartilage and shit
seriously tho what is fully functional kiango do you want to be able to gently tease your lover’s asshole with the working vibrator at the ends of your ears or something i don’t understand
I want to feel the wind on my ear tips a foot behind me
i don’t want this to get any more notes
do you want your ears to be able to play with your breasts but it doesn’t feel like it’s you it feels like it’s someone else b/c playing with your own boobs while fun isn’t arousing but someone else is p fab
or kind of creepy like if you don’t know them its liek you dont want some guy in the supermarket massaging your breasts
but your ears
you want those to kiango don’t you you dirty girl
you want ears that make you praise elune
