what’s the difference between the dodo bird, Tasmanian wolf, the four tusked mastodon, and a straight male blood elf?

at least the first three actually existed

Happy Hallow’s End and Egelska told me to stop doing this so I will or maybe I won’t and these will just get funnier

lilliam pls

the only male blood elves are the ones that survive drunken naked dinosaur boxing in un’goro crater