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If blizzard had half the developing team Elder Scrolls did

fagnaros:

nightofoblivion:

we’d actually have an amazing game, alas…

HELLO! THANK YOU FOR QUALITY POST IN THE WORLD OF WARCRAFT TAG. ALAS, YOU’RE WRONG ON TWO FRONTS, MISTER FANBOY, SO ALLOW THE PANDAREN AUTOMATIC RESPONSE BOX TO EXPLAIN.

  1. THE ELDER SCROLLS IS A SINGLE PLAYER ROLE-PLAYING GAME. WORLD OF WARCRAFT IS AN MMORPG. WHERE THE ELDER SCROLLS HAS ADOPTED A MORE ACTION-BASED STYLE AND CONTINUES TO DO SO WITH EACH NEW GAME, WORLD OF WARCRAFT’S COMBAT IS SIGNIFICANTLY LESS ACTION-BASED AND MORE BASED ON KNOWING HOW MUCH MAGICAL HITTING-STUFF GEMS TO USE. THE TWO ARE ONLY SIMILAR IN THAT YOU CAN SMASH OPEN A DRAGON LIKE A PIÑATA AND GET DELICIOUS MAGICAL SWORDS FROM INSIDE OF THEM.
  2. THE ELDER SCROLLS (AND BETHESDA GAMES IN GENERAL) ARE IMFAMOUS FOR THE AMOUNT OF BUGS, GLITCHES, AND GENERAL GAME-BREAKING OCCURRENCES THEY HAVE AT LAUNCH. BETHESDA IS ALSO NOTORIOUSLY BAD ABOUT PATCHING ALL OF THE BUGS- THERE ARE STILL GAME-BREAKING ERRORS IN MANY OF THEIR GAMES. THAT’S NOT TO SAY BETHESDA ISN’T A GOOD DEVELOPER (THEY ACTUALLY ARE), BUT THEIR GAMES ARE NOTORIOUSLY BROKEN. IN ADDITION, BLIZZARD ENTERTAINMENT DID NOT WIN THEIR MYRIAD OF AWARDS BY BEING A BAD DEVELOPER. SPOILER ALERT: THEY WON THEM FOR THEIR OUTSTANDING ABILITY TO LOSE THEIR BEST TEAM MEMBERS TO ARENANET AND THE TORCHLIGHT DEVELOPERS.

OH AND YOUR NAME IS BAD AND YOU SHOULD PROBABLY FEEL BAD.

I am reading all of these in Ragnaros’ voice (because what other voice should the pandaren automatic response box have, really.) It’s beautiful.

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