tonight i was at my aunt + uncle’s house for my birthday w/ family thing and after supper we were sitting around drinking and talking around the TV and the commercial for Mists of Pandaria came on and my mom was like “Maddie bought that with her birthday money” and my aunt was like “That looks like king fu panda. Is that a kung fu panda game?” then my hair grew longer and turned blonde and my eyes started to glow green and i smirked at her

the skype chat exploded in laughter

the only words that could be heard through the cackles were “ILLIDONG”

dnt laugh at me im insecure