getoutoftheregnome:

Get out of there, Gnome.

Who do you think that is, Greatfather Winter?

That is not Greatfather Winter. That is the Lich King.

You don’t want his gifts anyways, why are you on his lap?

I dunno, he was offering me a pretty sweet job at the top of his organization. 

Jerkface holier-than-thou paladin ruined it though.