The real story: Jaina watched Thrall and Aggra get married. She was heartbroken that Thrall did not choose her, so immediately after the wedding, she ran to the nearest Hot Topic and picked up a bottle of bleach. After researching “scene hair” on Google, she decided to keep a blonde streak in front. She then ordered some contacts because the most hardcore of scene girls have them. 

Once Theramore was destroyed, she couldn’t believe that Thrall would allow the Horde to destroy Theramore! Did he really not love her anymore? It was too much. As she prepared for war, she got so caught up in her My Chemical Romance CDs that she forgot to wash her clothes. Thankfully, she always remembered to do her hair because it would be a sin for a scene kid to leave the house with less than perfect hair.