Six Tips for Minimizing Cell Phone Radiation
Tip number 1:
Get out of the fucking universe, because it’s the only way to escape “cell phone radiation” better known as radio waves. They’re everywhere. They’re constantly being generated by man-made transmissions, the sun, distant galaxies, and there’s still some leftover from the Big Bang. They go through your walls, your cloths, your body; radio waves don’t give a fuck.
But, seriously. If you think cell phones cause cancer, just get out of my universe.