egelska:

the-safeword-is-dracula:

Oh god can you imagine when goblins first joined the horde and the Orgrimmar quartermasters only had belf sizes and up of armor

“sir i dont think thats going to fit you if you could just give us some time we can”
“LISTEN HERE CUMSLUT I NEED SOME GODDAMN PLATE ARMOR DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO”
“but this is orc size 30” 

“we can steal some alliance plate in gnome size 9 if you really want but it’ll take a lot of gold to pay the rogues”

“NO”