lokimarepreg:

what about goblin paladins

knights in shining armor who travel the land, protecting the innocent and battling the forces of evil and then demanding an exorbitant price for it

like i’m imagining some random civilian hanging off a cliff over a pit of scourge and begging a goblin paladin for help and they’re just like “lolnope hand over the cash”

would that not be the most perfect thing