Human: Well, go kill a pig or something.

Dwarf: Troggs… troggs everywhere.

Night Elf: Go out there and FIX THE NATURE!!! …flower power, bro.

Gnome: You better get the splotch on your neck looked at… might be a side effect of the radiation.

Draenei: The belfs are bullying us again…

Worgen: Crap, the utopia is dying – SQUIRREL!!!


Undead: Well, the Banshee Queen is pms-ing again… better go kill that small child’s family.

Tauren: All we are is dust in the wind…

Blood Elf: You’re not as pretty as me, but go do this quest anyway.

Goblin: MONEY – oh, an exploding volcano… … does it have money?