Me: You know, being the leader of the forsaken you’d think Sylvanas could afford to get her cloak repaired occasionally.
Z: Or perhaps, after all she’s been through she has ceased to give a fuck
V: Until the Val’kyr or whatever came along, resurrected her, brainwashed her, and now she wants to look FABULOUS.
V: Just give it a month or two, we’re going to see stylin’ jungle hat Sylvanas.
V: Along with her featured in a posable action figure range from Blizzard.
V: And now I’ve ruined Sylvanas forever.
Z: Nah.
V: But hey, don’t worry! She’ll be joined by Beach Bum Arthas™, and his Frostmourne Bottle Opener™.