My (cruel) replies to Zooley’s orphan kid:
Picture 1: You failed at failing, thus you are a failure and will be a failure for life.
Picture 2: No. Go into a dungeon and get your own things.
Picture 3: You die.
Picture 4: LOL. You’re funny.
I still love you, you little bastard.
That last one is best, because of the model.